POLICE OFFICER: Could you give me your first name and surname please?

 CRIME VICTIM: Yes, it’s _Q1 Mary Tyndale.

POLICE OFFICER: Could you spell your surname please?

CRIME VICTIM: Yes _Q1 it’s T-I that’s I not Y N-D-A-L-E.

POLICE OFFICER: Sorry I didn’t quite catch that was that an N or an M you said?

CRIME VICTIM: I know the line’s not good. I said N not M.

POLICE OFFICER: Okay and your home address and postcode?

CRIME VICTIM: _Q2 4 larch avenue park road Swindon.

POLICE OFFICER: Sorry you said 4 larch avenue as in L-A-R-C-H.

CRIME VICTIM: Yes and the postcode is _Q3 FN1SW19.

POLICE OFFICER: Okay that’s fine. Now you said you would like to report a theft?

CRIME VICTIM: Yes my handbag was stolen this morning.

POLICE OFFICER: Can you describe your handbag?

CRIME VICTIM: Well it’s quite an ordinary white leather bag with two _Q4 black leather handles oh, and a black shoulder strap too.

POLICE OFFICER: Any other features you could describe?

CRIME VICTIM: It’s quite plain there isn’t any picture or design on the front there’s also a _Q5 zip fastener on the top.

POLICE OFFICER: How about the contents did you have any valuables in it?

CRIME VICTIM: Luckily no, I left my iPad at home along with my mobile I’m quite forgetful sometimes I had a _Q6 purse in it though with a small amount of money as well as my _Q7 driving license my keys and personal items and so on I always keep about me in my coat pocket.

POLICE OFFICER: Okay that’s fine all I need to have is your phone number or other contact number.

CRIME VICTIM: My mobile number is _Q8 07900381988.

POLICE OFFICER: Sorry was that double eight at the end?

CRIME VICTIM: Yes that’s right.

POLICE OFFICER: Thank you that’s all I need for now you need a crime number.

CRIME VICTIM: Okay I’ll just get a pen.

POLICE OFFICER: Ready?

CRIME VICTIM: Go ahead.

POLICE OFFICER: So it’s _Q9 TK34S5899. We’ll contact you _Q10 within the week to give you an update.

CRIME VICTIM: Thank you, officer.